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25 March 2003 @ 12:21 pm
eddie izzard philosophy (the namesake of our doggy, izzy)  
you have to read this with a british accent, as a male, dressed up in high heels and lipstick.

Pol Pot killed 1.7 million Cambodians, died under house arrest, age 72. Well done indeed. And the reason we let it – them get away with it is because they killed their own people. And we’re sort of fine with that. Ah, help yourself, you know. We’ve been trying to kill you for ages! So kill your own people, ohh, right on there. Seems to be, Hitler killed people next door – awwww…stupid man. After a couple of years, we won’t stand for that, will we?

And I th – Pol Pot killed 1.7 million people. We can’t even deal with that. I think, you know, we think if – if somebody kills someone, that’s murder, you go to prison. You kill 10 people, you go to Texas, they hit you with a brick, that’s what they do. Twenty people, you go to a hospital, they look through a small window at you forever. And over that, we can’t deal with it, you know? Someone’s killed 100,000 people. We’re almost going, “…Well done! You killed 100,000 people? Ahhh. You must get up very early in the morning. I can’t even get down the gin! Your diary must look odd. Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death, lunch…death, death, death afternoon tea…death, death, death, quick shower.” You know. So, uh, so I suppose we’re glad that Pol Pot’s under house arrest – you know, 1.7 million people. At least he – we know where he is – under house arrest. Just don’t go in that fucking house, you know?
 
 
 
drx: laughing_monqdrx on March 25th, 2003 11:09 am (UTC)
he is so hilarious...
John J. O'Sullivan™jjostm on March 25th, 2003 11:51 am (UTC)
His history of the Anglican Church is a bit off historically and theologically, but has to be, the funniest things I have ever heard my entire life. When I saw it on HBO, I seriously thought I was dreaming and/or hallucinating. After all, only I--ONLY I--would dream that I was watching a TV show where a British Executive Transvestite would be rambling on about the Church of England.

TEA AND CAKE OR DEATH!

-j (Vicar-to-be)
Jbanana on March 26th, 2003 03:44 am (UTC)
> you have to read this with a british accent, as a male, dressed up in high heels and lipstick.
Accent, yes. Male, yes. Heels and lipstick, no - I'm at work. ;~)
Diermuiddiermuid on March 27th, 2003 12:55 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the guy's name... I caught him on cable the other night and didn't know who the hell he was but fell in love with his material instantly!
Kelly: megirlfloyd on April 9th, 2003 09:58 am (UTC)
Hey Blonnie! I turned my journal into a community, then turned it back again & it dropped all of my friends, would ya re-add me?
Blonnieblonnie on April 9th, 2003 10:18 am (UTC)
whoops! added you right back :)
LoveFox1lovefox1 on April 29th, 2003 05:05 pm (UTC)
LOVE HIM
THUMBS UP, I ADORE HIM. Thanks, Gina Marie
*.¸¸.·´¨`» elizabethlilmsizzy on May 3rd, 2003 11:37 pm (UTC)

aww man...ur dogs name is izzy? thats my nickname. LoL oh well

xXOo
Preeti: klimtsohnipreet on May 10th, 2003 10:31 am (UTC)

I stumbled here thru' LJ random search...just love Eddie Izzard... :)
Nice journal.
- Preeti
i_say_neh on March 11th, 2004 11:29 am (UTC)
Thank you...
I have been looking for that eddie izzard portion about pol pot for a long time... amazing you had it on your livejournal. interestingly enough, your livejournal was the first link that came up on google when i searched for it. I just wanted to leave you a message to thank you.
Blonnieblonnie on March 27th, 2004 08:19 am (UTC)
Re: Thank you...
that's really cool! thank you for letting me know :)
c l e m e n t i n e - t a n g er i n e .devilyouknow on March 26th, 2004 11:03 pm (UTC)
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*Katie*beotch on April 21st, 2004 08:15 pm (UTC)
lol ur idea was great ty and it really makes sense. now I have to find out how to make me skin blend makeup isnt working.
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hal0st on May 16th, 2004 05:37 am (UTC)
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