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25 March 2003 @ 12:21 pm
eddie izzard philosophy (the namesake of our doggy, izzy)  
you have to read this with a british accent, as a male, dressed up in high heels and lipstick.

Pol Pot killed 1.7 million Cambodians, died under house arrest, age 72. Well done indeed. And the reason we let it – them get away with it is because they killed their own people. And we’re sort of fine with that. Ah, help yourself, you know. We’ve been trying to kill you for ages! So kill your own people, ohh, right on there. Seems to be, Hitler killed people next door – awwww…stupid man. After a couple of years, we won’t stand for that, will we?

And I th – Pol Pot killed 1.7 million people. We can’t even deal with that. I think, you know, we think if – if somebody kills someone, that’s murder, you go to prison. You kill 10 people, you go to Texas, they hit you with a brick, that’s what they do. Twenty people, you go to a hospital, they look through a small window at you forever. And over that, we can’t deal with it, you know? Someone’s killed 100,000 people. We’re almost going, “…Well done! You killed 100,000 people? Ahhh. You must get up very early in the morning. I can’t even get down the gin! Your diary must look odd. Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death, lunch…death, death, death afternoon tea…death, death, death, quick shower.” You know. So, uh, so I suppose we’re glad that Pol Pot’s under house arrest – you know, 1.7 million people. At least he – we know where he is – under house arrest. Just don’t go in that fucking house, you know?
 
 
 
John J. O'Sullivan™jjostm on March 25th, 2003 11:51 am (UTC)
His history of the Anglican Church is a bit off historically and theologically, but has to be, the funniest things I have ever heard my entire life. When I saw it on HBO, I seriously thought I was dreaming and/or hallucinating. After all, only I--ONLY I--would dream that I was watching a TV show where a British Executive Transvestite would be rambling on about the Church of England.

TEA AND CAKE OR DEATH!

-j (Vicar-to-be)